There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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