Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
she pinky promised me she was 18
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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