This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
