Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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