i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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