You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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