why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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