My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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