Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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