bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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