All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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