Got a toothbrush?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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