chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
