please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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