Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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