he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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