five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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