$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Come share oat with me in your robe
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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