we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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