She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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