I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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