you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
He felt like a one man threesome
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Panties = found
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
