that's an acceptable place to lick
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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