Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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