A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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