Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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