i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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