no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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