Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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