I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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