He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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