Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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