"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I'm like, not good at living.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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