yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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