I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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