Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I am full of burrito and curiosity
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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