so explain again why im purple
no
I have demons in me.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
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