Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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