at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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