After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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