That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Randomize
