am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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