nut hugger
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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