I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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