Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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