love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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