we have officially lost it.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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