fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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