idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
God I need to hump something, right now.
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