How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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