After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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