Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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