I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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